Watch the Birdie (1950)

Wilson Wood: Woody - Steward

Quotes 

• Rusty Cammeron : Achoo!

  [camera bulb flashes] 

  Rusty Cammeron : [examines the camera, then picks up the flash bulbs he knocked off the counter]  I wonder if I broke those?

  Rusty Cammeron : [changes bulb]  Better test them.

  Rusty Cammeron : [bulb flashes]  That's a good one.

  Rusty Cammeron : [replaces bulb, it flashes]  That's a good one.

  Rusty Cammeron : [replaces another bulb, no flash]  Aha, I knew I broke one.

  [bulb goes off a second later] 

  Rusty Cammeron : [Rusty hears birds tweeting]  Oh, pardon me, welcome to Cammeron & Son & Son's photographic... Achoo!

  [sniffs] 

  Rusty Cammeron : Pardon me, I fell in the water yesterday and caught a little cold. What can I do for you?

  Woody - Steward : I want a camera, anything costing $150.

  Rusty Cammeron : $150? Right this way.

  [walks over to the display counter] 

  Rusty Cammeron : Here's a nice little camera for exactly $150; course, I got another one here for $49, it takes much better pictures.

  Woody - Steward : I'll take the $150 one.

  Rusty Cammeron : Oh, I'll put it in a nice little box for you.

  [customer leaves] 

  Rusty Cammeron : Gee, that makes over $2,000 today.

• Rusty Cammeron : [wakes up aboard Miss Corlane's yacht]  Oh no.

  [gets out of bed] 

  Rusty Cammeron : Hey, what happened?

  Woody - Steward : You fell overboard again.

  Rusty Cammeron : Well, don't tell me she did it again?

  Woody - Steward : Yeah.

  Rusty Cammeron : Getting so a guy can't fall overboard that she doesn't dive in and save his life. Where is she?

  Woody - Steward : She told me to tell you that she's gone to South America.

  Rusty Cammeron : South America?

  Woody - Steward : Yeah.

  Rusty Cammeron : Boy, what a swimmer.