The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950)

Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Sylvester, Highwayman, J.L., Elmer Fudd

Quotes 

• Sylvester : The wedding must take place tonight, milord. The Scarlet Pumpernickel is about, masquerading as a gentleman.

  [Sylvester notices Daffy in disguise] 

  Sylvester : And who might you be, sirrah?

  Daffy Duck : Mayhap, perchance, foppish that I am, *I* might be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?

  Sylvester : You, the Scarlet Pumpernickel?

  [Sylvester and the Chamberlain burst into hysterical laughter] 

  Sylvester : That's silly! That's ridiculous!

  [Daffy raises his eyebrows at the audience, signaling that he is the Scarlet Pumpernickel] 

• [last lines] 

  Daffy Duck : It's getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here!

• Daffy Duck : [after jumping out the window and missing the horse]  That's funny. That never happens to Errol Flynn.

• Daffy Duck : The Lord High Chamberlain was simply furious.

  Porky Pig : I'm s-s-s-s-simply furious.

  Daffy Duck : But Milady Melissa was simply delighted.

  Melissa Duck : I'm simply delighted.

• Sylvester : First, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melissa. Then, I am furious, because I despise the Scarlet P-P-Pumpernickel.

• Sylvester : [Daffy and Sylvester get into a sword fight]  En garde!

  Daffy Duck : Riposte!

  Sylvester : Café au lait!

  Daffy Duck : Champs-Élysées!

  [the two cross their swords] 

  Daffy Duck : Ha ha! You ain't got a chance! I'm the hero of this picture, and you know what happens to the villain.

  Sylvester : So what's to know?

• [first lines] 

  Daffy Duck : You're killing me! I'm being murdered! I can't stand this torture anymore! I'm dying, you're killing me! I'm telling you, J.L., you're typecasting me to death - comedy, always comedy. Ha ha, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, yuk yuk! Honest, J.L., you just gotta give me a dramatic part.