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Ma and Pa Kettle Go to Town (1950) Poster

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Pa Kettle: I thought you might be a traveling salesman. A lot of them visit farms, you know.

Shotgun: Yeah, I've heard stories about them.

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Pa Kettle: Three bathrooms and I still can't get in.

Ma Kettle: Ya got to expect that when ya got 15 kids.

Pa Kettle: Maybe we should have had less kids and more bathrooms.

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Harold Masterson: Are you the Kettle in underwear?

Pa Kettle: Yeah, but how did you know?

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Ma Kettle: [looks at the low cut dress on the hostess] That's a pretty dress you've got on... too bad the top wasn't finished in time for the party.

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