Hugs and Mugs (1950)

Shemp Howard: Shemp

Quotes 

• Shemp : [after getting eye-poked]  Get me a dog, will you?

• Shemp : I've been asked to get married hundreds of times.

  Larry : Who asked you?

  Shemp : My father and mother.

• Shemp : [after accidentally poking Moe with a hand drill]  I'm sorry, Moe. The bit bit you.

  Moe : Yeah?

  [he grabs and bonks Shemp's nose; Shemp stumbles backwards, where Larry sits sewing; getting poked by the needle, he stumbles forward and pokes Moe again] 

  Shemp : Moe, Larry pushed me.

• Lily : Which one of you handsome men is the proprietor?

  Shemp , Larry , Moe : I am!

  [bowing, they conk their heads together; straightening up in pain, Moe conks them again with his fists] 

• Shemp : I smell something burning. Somebody's roasting a ham. Ow! It's me!