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You Bet Your Life (TV Series 1950–1961) Poster

(1950–1961)

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Groucho: Why do you have so many children?

Female Contestant: Well, I love my husband very much.

Groucho: Hey, I enjoy a good cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

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Groucho: If we got together as an act, what would it be called?

Contestant: It would be Gonzales-Gonzales and Marx.

Groucho: [to audience] Do you believe that? Two men in the act, and I get third billing!

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Announcer: Our next contestants are Marika Aba...

Groucho: And a happy new year.

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Groucho: May I kiss your wife?

Contestant: That would have to be over my dead body.

Groucho: Have it your way. Fenneman, get the gun!

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Female Contestant: I met this gentleman in Laguna Beach...

Groucho: There *are* no gentlemen in Laguna Beach.

Female Contestant: Well, this gentleman is now abroad.

Groucho: [pause while the audience titters] Couldn't be Christine, could it?

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Contestant: [Groucho has just asked a question] Well, I believe in doing it the old-fashioned way.

Groucho: [Groucho looks down and smiles. The audience begins to giggle. Groucho then looks up] You know I must have some reputation. There isn't anything anyone can say on this stage that won't evoke some kind of a dirty laugh from the audience...

[trying to keep from laughing]

Groucho: What do you mean, 'the old fashioned-way'?

[loses all seriousness, doubles over laughing]

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[Opening lines to the show]

Announcer: And here he is, the one, the only:

Audience: GROUCHO!

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