Episode List

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Season 8

Sep. 30, 1957
The General
 
Oct. 7, 1957
Too Much Pot Roast
 
Oct. 14, 1957
The Texan Italian
Ronnie's girl, Bonnie Sue, fears her Texan drawl will hinder her from getting a movie role, so Gracie reshapes her image into that of an Italian starlet named Tina Cacciatore.
 
Oct. 21, 1957
An English Tea
Gracie tries to impress the mother of an English girl, whom Ronnie is dating.
 
Oct. 28, 1957
September and May
 
Nov. 4, 1957
The Star Maker
 
Nov. 11, 1957
The African Hunter
 
Nov. 18, 1957
One Little Fight
 
Nov. 25, 1957
With or Without Glasses
 
Dec. 2, 1957
A Box of Cigars
Gracie helps Ronnie and Ralph win votes for Ralph's girl, Imogene, a candidate for homecoming queen. Meanwhile, a befuddled repairman works to fix George's broken TV.
 
Dec. 9, 1957
Misery Loves Company
 
Dec. 16, 1957
A Hole in the Carpet
Gracie trips and falls, as a result of her high heel getting caught in a hole in the rug at the department store.
 
Dec. 23, 1957
The Old Mink Coat
Gracie and Blanche are upset when they find out what their husbands, George and Harry, are getting them for Christmas. So they scheme to get mink coats. But George makes sure that an old raccoon coat is part of the plot.
 
Dec. 30, 1957
Invitation to the Party
The Mortons are not invited to a high society party. Gracie gets them an invite.
 
Jan. 6, 1958
The Stolen Car
Ronnie needs a good story for the college newspaper. Gracie gets the story by helping Ronnie's friend steal his own car.
 
Jan. 13, 1958
Ronnie Finds a Friend an Apartment
Gracie unknowingly kidnaps a baby, which she mistakenly believes to be Ronnie's son.
 
Jan. 20, 1958
McAfee and the Manicurist
Bonnie Sue is worried because her 65-year-old father wants to marry the hotel manicurist, whom he met last week and is not even 25 years old.
 
Jan. 27, 1958
Too Many Fathers
 
Feb. 10, 1958
The Accident
Harry Morton ruins his perfect driver safety record, after he is involved in a traffic accident with Gracie as his passenger, and he's absolutely furious.
 
Feb. 17, 1958
The Japanese Texan
Gracie tries to help Ronnie's girlfriend Bonnie Sue get the leading role in a movie about a Japanese girl. But Bonnie Sue has a thick Texan accent.
 
Feb. 24, 1958
Hypnotizing Gracie
Harry Morton falls in love with his wife; Harry von Zell becomes a barking dog; and Gracie turns into a genius, after falling under the spell of a hypnotist.
 
Mar. 3, 1958
Gracie Is Brilliant
Now that Gracie has been hypnotized into becoming the smartest woman in the world, she starts winning quiz shows, while George is demoted to taking care of the household chores. Meanwhile, Blanche is hypnotized into having a mind like the old Gracie.
 
Mar. 10, 1958
Ronnie's Fan Club
 
Mar. 17, 1958
Frozen Passion
'Frozen Passion' is the title of a script that George has rejected. Unaware of this, Gracie attempts to cast her friends and family in various roles of the film.
 
Mar. 24, 1958
High Blood Pressure
Gracie tries to help Mr. Jansen pass a life insurance medical exam. Meanwhile, George tries to get out of the house, so he can play a round of golf with his buddies.
 
Apr. 7, 1958
Softening the Professor
Spring is in the air, which means Ronnie and Ralph cut class, and Blanche tries to get Harry in a romantic mood.
 
Apr. 14, 1958
The Publicity Marriage
A 13-year-old girl has a crush on Ronnie, so Gracie tells the press that Ronnie is married. She then 'hides' the news from George by giving him yesterday's newspaper and turning the calendar back a day.
 
Apr. 21, 1958
Blanche Gets a Jury Notice
Harry's scheme to get Blanche on a jury backfires. Gracie volunteers for jury duty. Ronnie tries to use reverse-psychology to juggle his relationships with two girls who want to enter show business.
 
Apr. 28, 1958
Gracie and the Jury
Gracie inadvertently passes evidence - a counterfeit $20 bill - to Blanche so she can buy the hat Gracie wants before the store closes. Ronnie's plan to thwart Vera's show business aspirations backfires when George hires her.
 
May 5, 1958
Ronnie Makes a Record
George helps Ronnie get a record deal.
 
May 12, 1958
Ronnie's Royalty Check
 
May 26, 1958
Ronnie Goes Into the Army
Ronnie receives his draft notice into the Army, so Gracie establishes a military regimen in the Burns household. Meanwhile, Harry von Zell is sure he can talk George into letting him have Ronnie's old room, rent-free.
 
Jun. 2, 1958
Locked Out
In an attempt to help her family, Gracie upsets George's dealings with a television executive and almost breaks up Ronnie's romance with a hat-check girl. George feels it's the last straw when Gracie also loses the house key.
 
Jun. 9, 1958
The Week in New York
 
Jun. 16, 1958
The June Wedding
 
Jun. 23, 1958
Summer School
Ronnie's plans to spend the summer with his actor's stock company at the Big Bear Lodge are disrupted when his father learns that Ronnie is flunking Ancient History. George demands that Ronnie attend summer school, but Gracie has another idea or two of her own.
 
Sep. 15, 1958
The Exchange Student
An exchange student from France moves into the Burns household and upsets the harmony within. Harry von Zell comes up with a plan to get rid of him.
 

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