- Yosemite Sam: Now, you dog-blasted, ornery, no-account, long-eared varmint!
- Bugs: Hey, just a minute, you! Dem's fightin' woids!
- Yosemite Sam: Yeah, dem's fightin' words!
- Bugs: I dash ya to step across dis line.
- [traces line along edge of diving board]
- Yosemite Sam: I'm a-stepping.
- [Sam steps across line and falls off board; rises up]
- Yosemite Sam: I hate you.
- [falls back down]
- Yosemite Sam: [Sam realizes Bugs has placed a door on the diving board] Open this door!
- [starts banging on the door]
- Yosemite Sam: Ya notice I didn't say, "Richard"?
- Yosemite Sam: I paid my four bits to see the high-diving act and I'm a-gonna see the high-diving act.
- Yosemite Sam: [on the diving board, Sam notices that Bugs has disappeared] What... Where is he? Where's the critter at?
- [he looks over the edge to see Bugs standing upside-down on the underside of the board]
- Bugs: Eh... What's up, doc?
- Yosemite Sam: [flabbergasted] *Great horny toads!* What're you doin' down there upside-downy?
- Bugs: I'm not upside down, doc; *you* are! Look!
- [He points, revealing that Sam is actually the one upside-down. Sam falls into the water tank below]