- [a two-headed man walks into Porky's office]
- Porky: Boy, two-headed! This ought to be a sensational act!
- Two-headed man: [cleaning out the dustbin] Act-schmact. I'm the janitor.
- Turtle: I am known as The Man with a Thousand Voices. Shall I do my stuff?
- Porky: Yes, go right ahead.
- [the turtle proceeds to do many different voices, including Bugs Bunny, before stopping in exhaustion]
- Porky: But that was only nine hundred and ninety-nine voices.
- Turtle: Shucks, I know I've got another one... well, I'll think of it.
- [leaves the office]