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Policeman: [noticing that two pairs of reporters are standing on the marriage license line] Look, I don't know what kind of license you fellas want, but this ain't the place for it!
Share thisSara Farley: Oh, I'll - I'll call the police.
Thomas Jefferson Tyler: Good! Tell them I'm not your husband. Don't let me go through life with that blot on my record.
Share thisSara Farley: Don't tell me beneath that rude exterior lurks the soul of a gentleman?
Thomas Jefferson Tyler: That's not all that lurks there.
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