Heavenly Daze (1948)
Moe: Hey, there's something funny going on around here... I got it, you know Shemp said he was coming back to Earth to haunt us.
Larry: Ah let him come, I ain't afraid of that fat head.
[Shemp hits Larry in the stomach and the head]
Larry: Moe, why'd you hit me for?
Moe: I didn't touch you.
Larry: That's what I was afraid of. Shemp's here! It's him! His ghost just hit me!
Moe: I sure hope the DePuysters will be impressed by our butler.
Shemp: If you HAVE a butler after I'm done giving him the business.
Larry: Why would anybody want a fountain pen that writes under whipped cream?
Moe: Well a... a fella can be out in the desert where there's no water to write under, can't he?
Spiffingham: [Shemp puts his hat and coat in Spiffingham's arms] Uh oh, if someone's in here, then how come I can't see them? And if it ain't in here, then this hat and coat's out for a walk by itself.
Shemp: Uncle Mortimer, let him hear this.
Uncle Mortimer: Okay.
Spiffingham: Gesundheit. Who am I geshundeiting?