Fiddlers Three (1948)
Moe Howard: Moe
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Quotes
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Moe : [to Shemp] Faneth me with the breeze from yon bellows, lest I suffocate from the heat.
Shemp : Nay, but I cannot.
Moe : Pump yon bellows, varlet. Pump!
[Shemps squeezes the bellows which is full of water, and sprays Moe in the face]
Shemp : Seeeth?
Moe : Giveth it to me! Thou art a lame-brain!
[Moe hits Shemp with the bellows and sprays water on Larry's face]
Larry : Stopeth this nonsense! Have thou forgotten the princess?
Moe : Oh, buttoneth up thy lip!
[tries to spray Larry again, but this time, the bellows is dried out]
Moe : Strange. There was water just a second ago.
[Moe holds it up to his face, and gets sprayed with water. Larry laughs, but then gets hit by Moe with the bellows, and Larry is forced to the ground and gets hit by falling horseshoes]
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Moe : [to Shemp] Take this hammer and beat the shoe.
Shemp : Nay! I have not the heart to beat an innocent shoe!
Moe : Thou art the dumb cluck!
[Moe hits Shemp on the head with the hammer, forcing him onto some flaming hot horseshoes, and then Shemp quickly hops into the water barrel to cool off, sighing a deep sigh of relief]
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Moe : [discovering a handful of palace guards have kidnapped Princess Alisha] So they've got the princess. We've gotta do something.
Larry : Yeah, but they're heavily armed and they outnumber us.
Shemp : Let me at 'em, I'll tear 'em limb from limb. Let me at 'em!
Moe : Well, what's keeping you?
Shemp : Me.
[Moe slaps him]
