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Slick Hare (1947) Poster

(1947)

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Bogart: Hey, waiter. C'mere.

Elmer Fudd: Yes sir, Mr. Bogart. Ah, we have some vewy nice...

Bogart: Cut the gab and bring me an order of fried rabbit.

Elmer Fudd: Oh, I'm vewy sorry, Mr. Bogart. But we're just fwesh out of wabbit. Heh-heh-heh-heh. We got some vewy nice Cwepe Suzzette.

Bogart: [Picking up Elmer by the lapels] I said I want rabbit, and I'll give you just 20 minutes to bring it, or else.

[lays a gun on the table]

Elmer Fudd: [nervous] Yes, sir, Mr. Bogart. The customer is always wight. Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh.

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Bogart: [Closing lines] Well, time's up, shorty. Where's my rabbit?

Elmer Fudd: Pwease, Mr. Bogart. I couldn't get a wabbit. I twied and I twied.

Bogart: Oh, yeah? Well, I guess there's just one thing left for me to do.

[reaches into his coat pocket]

Elmer Fudd: Don't! Pwease, don't!

Bogart: [Pulling out a handkerchief to wipe his brow] Baby will just have to have a ham sandwich, instead.

Bugs Bunny: Baby?

[Bugs comes out of his hiding place and hops onto Bogart's table, placing himself on the dinner plate as the main course. Sitting there is "Baby" - Lauren Bacall]

Bugs Bunny: Remember, garçon. The customer is always right. If it's rabbit baby wants, rabbit baby gets.

[Bugs then howls and wolf whistles at Bacall]

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Bugs Bunny: [as Groucho Marx] I hope you won't mind waiting while I remove these wet things and slip into a dry martini.

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Bugs Bunny: Ah, my public. How they love me.

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Bugs Bunny: [Disguised as waiter] One lemon meringue pie!

Elmer Fudd: One wemon mewingue pie coming up!

[Goes behind counter and gets pie]

Elmer Fudd: Pick up pie!

Bugs Bunny: [enters kitchen, picks up pie] Roger!

[Enters again and hits Elmer in face with pie]

Bugs Bunny: Your pie, sir!

[Leaves and enters again]

Bugs Bunny: One banana cream pie!

[Leaves]

Elmer Fudd: One banana cweam pie coming up! Pick up pie!

Bugs Bunny: [Same as before] Roger! Your pie, sir! One coconut custard pie with whipped cream!

Elmer Fudd: One coconut custard pie with whipped cweam coming up! Say, you know what I think? I think that's the wabbit. Well, he who waughs wast... He he he! Pick up pie!

Bugs Bunny: Rogerini!

[as Bugs enters, Elmer throws the pie; Bugs ducks and the pie goes over his head; Enter Bogart with pie on his face]

Bogart: Why did you hit me in the face with a coconut custard pie with whipped cream?

Elmer Fudd: Pwease, Mr. Bogart...!

Bogart: Now listen, chubby. You got just five more minutes to get me my rabbit. Get me?

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Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Doc?

Elmer Fudd: Pardon me, Mister Wabbit, but Mr. Humphwey Bogart would just wove to have you for dinner.

Bugs Bunny: Yeah? Well, that's mighty neighborly of him. You tell Bogie if he wants me, all he has to do is just whistle.

[Turns on a tea kettle to make it whistle; pops up wearing coattails and top hat]

Bugs Bunny: Good evening, Maitre d'. Am I the first to arrive? Eh, by the way, what's on the menu for tonight? In other words... eh, what's cooking, doc?

Elmer Fudd: Oh, eh, something vewy special. Fried wabbit.

Bugs Bunny: Fried wabbit? Mmm-mm! Love it, love it, looove it! Eh, let's have a peek at it, shall we?

Elmer Fudd: Well, wight over here.

[Puts a mirror in the pot for Bugs to see himself in it]

Bugs Bunny: Now there's a delicious-looking rabbit.

[Realizes he's looking at his reflection; turns to Elmer]

Bugs Bunny: [Very fast] Oh, I just remembered, previous engagement, I must be going, my apologies to Mr. Bogart, matter of life and death, unavoidable, gotta go.

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