Rabbit Transit (1947)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Cecil Turtle, Deliverymen, Telegram Boys

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : [at the start line]  One for the money...

  [takes a few steps forward] 

  Bugs Bunny : ...two for the show...

  [Cecil does likewise] 

  Bugs Bunny : ...three to make ready...

  [Bugs steps ahead a little more] 

  Bugs Bunny : ...and four to...

  [takes off. A scooter drives up to Cecil] 

  Deliveryman : Telegram.

  Cecil Turtle : [after Telegram Deliveryman drove off, Cecil verbally read it]  Western Bunions Mr. Turtle 10 1/2 Ave. E Wyoming *GO!* Bugs Bunny

  Cecil Turtle : [to the audience]  Er, uh, mmm, uh, you still have time to place a wager. Uh, confidentially, it's in the ag-bay.

  [Cecil shows a hidden motor engine in his carapace] 

• [at the start of the race] 

  Bugs Bunny : Okay, Doc, you got that straight? From here to Grant's Tomb. And no cuttin' corners!

  Cecil Turtle : Uh, agreeable. And, uh, let's agree not to cheat.

  Bugs Bunny : [infuriated]  Cheat? Why, you... Are you inferring that I... Would you...

  [calms down] 

  Bugs Bunny : Okay, mac.

  [he removes a pair of roller skates] 

  Bugs Bunny : It ain't that I don't trust you, but...

  [Bugs grabs Cecil and holds him upside-down, causing a pair of roller skates, two scooters and a bicycle to fall out] 

  Cecil Turtle : Well, uh, whaddaya know...

• Cecil Turtle : [Cecil spots Bugs running by wearing his shell]  That feller there had a shell just like mine, yep just like mine.

  [then he realizes that his turtle shell is missing] 

  Cecil Turtle : [in deep shock]  Duh? Mine!

• Cecil Turtle : I'm kind of a slick item, huh?

  [laughs] 

  Cecil Turtle : Sure got the best of him there.

  [laughs some more] 

  Bugs Bunny : [Roasting a hotdog over the gas]  Mmm mmm, nothing like a hotdog cooked out of doors, oops almost forgot old boyscout rule!

  [takes out a bucket of water] 

  Bugs Bunny : Never go away and leave a fire boining

  [throw the water into the shell] 

  Bugs Bunny : So long Flash! See ya at Grant's Tomb! If you ever get there.

• [just after the police arrested Bugs and took him away, as cartoon concludes, Cecil says an often said trademark of Bugs Bunny] 

  Cecil Turtle : Gee, ain't I a stinker?

• Deliveryman : [Handing Bugs a letter]  It's for you Mr. Bunny.

  Bugs Bunny : [Reading the letter]  From Cecil Toitle from Chicago, Chicago? No it can't be! It can't be! Why that dirty little! Ooo!

  [opens the letter] 

  Bugs Bunny : At this joyous time of year I wish you loads of Christmas cheer signed Cecil Toitle. Say that was mighty thoughtful of him. Gee I didn't send him anything. I really ought to.

• Bugs Bunny's Conscience : [after Bugs crash into a sturdy tree and into unconsciousness; the conscience tries to revive his body]  Come on, wake up! Wake up! Get up! Get up! That's the way the hare in the other story lost the race! You don't want that happen to you! COME ON, WAKE UP!