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Half-Wits Holiday (1947) Poster

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Moe: But we're organized.

[holds up a card with the letters AAM on it]

Moe: The Amalgamated Association of Morons. Local six and seven eighths.

MoeCurlyLarry: We are morons! Tried and true! We will do our yell for you!

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Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: [Moe hides a pie he was holding by sticking it to the ceiling] My dear man. Do tell me about yourself.

Moe: Well you see... well that is...

[looks up to see the pie unsticking]

Moe: would you pardon me.

Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: If you don't tell me about this metamorphosis. I will always feel that I've missed something.

Moe: Lady, if you don't go right now, you're not going to miss anything.

[starts to walk away, Mrs. Smythe-Smythe stops him]

Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: What's wrong? You act as though the Sword of Demacles is hanging over your head.

Moe: Lady, you must be psychic.

[walks away]

Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: I wonder what's wrong with that man?

[looks up and the pie unsticks and falls on her face]

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Prof. Quackenbush: How would you boys like to make $1,000?

Moe: Who do you have to murder?

Prof. Quackenbush: Oh, nothing like that. All you have to do is let me make gentlemen of you.

[the Stooges all flinch in horror]

Larry: No, no! Not that!

Curly: Our father would never forgive us.

Larry: There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations.

Moe: Quit bragging.

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Prof. Sedletz: You with the mattress head, now, if I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?

Larry: One dollar.

Prof. Sedletz: You don't know your arithmetic.

Larry: You don't know my father!

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Curly: There's a hair in my soup.

Moe: You're crazy. That's a crack in your plate.

Curly: I never saw a crack go that way.

[he makes a curving motion with his hand]

Moe: Well, that's neither hair nor there.

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Prof. Quackenbush: There's evidence of vacancy of the cranium.

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Curly: [to Professor Quackenbush as they rehearse eating an invisible dinner] "Pardon me, what are we eating now?"

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Party Guest: You disgraceful vagabond!

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