- Man: What's the boy's name?
- Herbie Brown: Pat.
- Slicker Smith: Mike.
- Herbie Brown: Mike.
- Slicker Smith: Pat.
- Man: [to Evie, who's dressed up like a boy] What's your name?
- Herbie Brown: [leaning in to Evie] Don't you tell him, Evie.
- Man: Evie?
- Herbie Brown: Evie... E.V., that's her name, Edward Vincent.
- Man: HER name?
- Bill Gregory: That's my car, hey Slick, who's racing my car?
- Slicker Smith: I don't know, I'll ask Herbie... Herbie? Herbie can't drive!
- Man: Where does this little girl live?
- Herbie Brown: Paris.
- Slicker Smith: Marsailles.
- Herbie Brown: Marsailles.
- Slicker Smith: Paris.
- Man: Paris and Marsailles?
- Herbie Brown: Her mother is a traveling salesman.
- Sylvia Hunter: You love your uncle Herbie, don't you?
- Yvonne 'Evie' LeBrec: Oh yes, I'd marry him if I was a little bigger and he was a little littler.
- Herbie Brown: [explaining their situation with Evie] We've been like a mama and a papa to her.
- Slicker Smith: Leave me out of this.
- Herbie Brown: Okay, Papa.
- Slicker Smith: [referring to Bill and his car] He races midgets.
- Herbie Brown: Midgets? Why don't he race somebody his own size?