Hair-Raising Hare (1946)
Bugs: That's the trouble with some dames. Kiss 'em and they fly apart!
Bugs Bunny: Listen, Dracula... Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? Like the eyes of strange things are upon you? Look, out there in the audience.
Bugs Bunny: [Bug then starts speaking, extra slowly and almost whispers] Look, out there, in the audience.
Gossamer: PEEEE-PLE! Aieeeeeeee!
[Gossamer then runs away through the laboratory walls screaming]
Bugs Bunny: Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?
Doctor in audience: I'm a doctor!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?
Bugs Bunny: And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven... 'cause it hasn't.
Bugs Bunny: And so, having disposed of the monster, exit our hero through the front door, stage right, none the worse for his harrowing experience.
Bugs Bunny: And so, having re-redisposed of the monster, exit our...
[wind-up decoy walks by]
Bugs Bunny: ... he... ro. Mechanical.
[decoy kisses Bugs]
Bugs Bunny: Well, so it's mechanical.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails!
[Bugs rushes off and immediately returns with manicurist's table and equipment and begins to do the monster's nails]
Bugs Bunny: My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I'll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I'm always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!
[Bugs dips the monster's hands into two bowls, where two mousetraps snap shut on them]