- [Duck Twacy is surrounded by a gang of crooks]
- Daffy Duck: Snake Eyes! Agh! Eighty-Eight Teeth! Hammerhead! Oh, no, Pussycat! Pussycat Puss! Bat Man! Double-Header! P-p-picklepuss! P-p-p-pumpkin Head! Neon Noodle! Juke Box Jaw! Wolf Man!
- Wolf Man: Woof! Awoooooo! Woof!
- Daffy Duck: You're all under arrest!
- [all the villains roar at him. He runs off]
- Daffy Duck: Rubber Head!
- Rubber Head: I'm gonna r-r-r-r-rub you out, see? R-r-r-r-r-r-rub you out!
- [Rubber Head erases Daffy with his head]
- Daffy Duck: Fantastic! And furthermore, it's unbelieva...
- [erased completely]
- Daffy Duck: [coming out of door] ... ble.
- [Daffy, as Duck Twacy, is following clues when he bumps into Mr. Holmes of London]
- Daffy Duck: Scram, Sherlock. I'm working this side of the street.
- [shoves him aside and continues on]
- Daffy Duck: Hey, Taxi! Taxi!
- [a taxi stops]
- Daffy Duck: Follow that car!
- [the taxi goes off without him]
- Daffy Duck: Keeps them on their toes.
- [Duck Twacy follows a trail of footprints to a mouse hole]
- Daffy Duck: Aha! It's Mouseman! Come on out, you rat! Come on out!
- [a huge Mouseman appears]
- Daffy Duck: [Gulp] G-go back in again.
- Daffy Duck: [seeing a doormat labeled "Trap Door"] A trap door, no doubt. Very ingenious.
- [Steps to one side]
- Daffy Duck: Duck Twacy is too smart for a trick like that! I shall ring the bell from here.
- [Rings bell with a pointer; ground opens up beneath him and he falls to the basement]
- Daffy Duck: Was that trip really necessary?
- Daffy Duck: I'm gonna pin it on ya, see? I'm gonna pin it on ya!
- [Fade to Daffy playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey]
- Daffy Duck: I'll pin it on ya or my name ain't Duck Twacy.
- Daffy Duck: Say, it looks like a piggy bank crime wave. Why don't people keep their piggy banks on a safe place, like I do?
- [opens his safe; it's empty]
- Daffy Duck: It's gone! My piggy bank's been stolen! Oh, agony! A-go-ny! What'll I do? What'll I do? I know! I'll call Duck Twacy, the world famous duck-tec-a-tive! That's it!
- [gets on the phone]
- Daffy Duck: Gimme Duck Twacy!
- [phone rings]
- Daffy Duck: Hello, Duck Twacy?
- [on other phone]
- Daffy Duck: Yes, Duck Twacy speaking.
- [on other phone]
- Daffy Duck: Well, listen, Duck... HEY! What's the matter with me? *I'm* Duck Twacy!
- [Daffy, as Duck Twacy, is following footsteps by walking up a wall]
- Daffy Duck: Must be the human fly.
- [Starts to walk across the ceiling]
- Daffy Duck: Nothing's impossible to Duck Twacy!
- Neon Noodle: [putting his see-through hands over Daffy's eyes] Guess who?
- Daffy Duck: Neon Noodle?
- [shouts]
- Daffy Duck: Neon Noodle? Aauggh!