Daffy Doodles (1946)

Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Judge, Jerry Colonna Jury, Opening Laugh

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Quotes 

• [singing] 

  Daffy Duck : She was an acrobat's daughter; she swung by her teeth from a noose. Till one matinee, the bridge-work gave way and she flew through the air like a goose!

• Daffy Duck : We've all got a mission in life; we get into different ruts. Some are the cogs on the wheels; others are just plain nuts.

  Daffy Duck : [singing]  I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me.

  Daffy Duck : Science is some folks' calling; others pilot a ship. My mission in life, stated simply, is: a mustache on every lip!

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : In a large, eastern city, a demon is on the loose. The people are terrified, the police baffled. With diabolical cleverness, the monster strikes without warning... and draws mustaches on all the ads. No one knows who this fiend is. It could be you. It could be me.

  Daffy Duck : But it happens to be me!

• Daffy Duck : [saves Porky from falling]  Very sporting of the little black duck.

• [last lines] 

  Daffy Duck : Never again will I paint another mustache. I'm doing beards now!

• Daffy Duck : [sees giant billboard]  Wow! It's colossal! It's stupendous! It's magnificent! This'll be my masterpiece!

• Daffy Duck : Robbing the mail, eh? You'll swing for this. Wait'll J. Edgar Hoozit hears of this.

• Daffy Duck : Judge, I beseech you. Have mercy. Consider my tender years. Don't send me up the river. Don't send me to Sing-Sing-Sing... Sing. Be magnanimous. You might be a fiend yourself some day. What do you say, your excelency?

  Judge : Well, what do you say, jury?

  Jury : [all Jerry Colonna look-alikes]  Ah, yes! Not guilty!

• Porky Pig : I'm a beh-dia-beh-dia booby trap.

• Porky Pig : [to the audience]  It's that mi-mi-mustache fiend.

• Porky Pig : [to the audience, whispering]  I hate that d-d-duck!