Rivera:
Good thing they invented trains for travelling salesmen.
Friedman:
OK, kill me: what's the gag?
Rivera:
No gag. But if they didn't have trains, all the travelling salesmen would have to walk.
Friedman:
*You're* a travelling salesman; you ain't been taking any trains lately.
Rivera:
Whaddaya mean, *I'm* a travelling salesman? I'm a murderer!
Friedman:
You're a travelling salesmen. You're selling democracy to the natives.
Rivera:
So that's what I am, huh? Whaddaya know. Where'd you get that malarkey, Jake?
Friedman:
Out of a book.
Rivera:
A book!
Friedman:
You're a decadent democrat, Rivera.
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