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Screwy: [In the middle of a scene, a wolf goes by chasing Little Red Riding Hood; Screwy stops him] Wait a minute, pal. You're in the wrong picture, ain't ya, man?

[Pulls down main title card]

Screwy: See? The Screwy Truant, featuring Screwy Squirrel.

Wolf: Hmm. One of them corny B-pictures, eh?

Screwy: Oh, yeah? Listen, you. If you were my size, I'd bust you right in the nose.

Wolf: Oh, yeah?

[Wolf shrinks down to Screwy's size; Screwy shrinks even smaller and runs away]

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Truant officer: Duh - gee whiz. He hit me with everything but the kitchen sink.

Screwy: Well, don't want to disappoint you, chum.

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Truant officer: I got you, didn't I? Why ain't you in school?

Screwy: Don't worry. I've got a plenty good reason.

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[after dispatching the truant officer, Screwy pulls down the end title card]

Screwy: Well, that's that. Now that dumb truant officer never will know why I wasn't in school.

Truant officer: Oh, yeah? Go on, tell me. Why wasn't you in school?

Screwy: Because...

[Kisses truant officer]

Screwy: I've got measles!

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