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[Chester has the hiccups]

Duke: Can't you suppress it somehow?

Chester Hooton: Frighten me.

Duke: I can't, I haven't got a mirror.

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Duke: Experience is the best teacher.

Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?

Duke: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.

Chester Hooton: Yeah, a pin-headed dope.

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Chester Hooton: I'll have a lemonade.

[sees looks of surprise, snarls]

Chester Hooton: In a dirty glass.

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Chester Hooton: Am I dead?

Duke: I can't tell, you always look that way.

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Chester Hooton: Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all.

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Chester Hooton: As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now.

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[Duke loses a talent show to a trained monkey]

Chester Hooton: [to Duke] Next time I bring Sinatra.

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Sal Van Hoyden: [singing] You wouldn't dare be too bold, would you? And think that my hand was to hold, would you? And you wouldn't play on my sympathy, then take advantage of me... would you? You shouldn't be quite so near, should you? Or whisper those words in my ear, should you? You can't get romantic; that, you know, takes two. But darling, if I would... would you?

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Duke: Chester, you'd better face it - the cards say "Alaska!"

Chester Hooton: No wonder - it's a cold deck!

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Chester Hooton: If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!

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Sal Van Hoyden: Don't be facetious!

Chester Hooton: [confused] Oh, keep politics out of this!

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Chester Hooton: Everything is cold! My nose is an iceberg.

Duke: Iceberg? That's a glacier.

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