Professor Henry Holmes: Now I know why the Democratic Party chose a jackass for a mascot.
Woodrow Wilson: I'm sorry I won't be able to stay for the inauguration ceremonies, but Mr. Harding and Mr. Coolidge have been kind enough to excuse me. I told them it was bad enough for the senate to throw me down without my stumbling and falling up the steps on my own account.
Woodrow Wilson: The President has nothing further to communicate. Good day, sir.