Professor Henry Holmes: Now I know why the Democratic Party chose a jackass for a mascot.
Woodrow Wilson: I'm sorry I won't be able to stay for the inauguration ceremonies, but Mr. Harding and Mr. Coolidge have been kind enough to excuse me. I told them it was bad enough for the senate to throw me down without my stumbling and falling up the steps on my own account.
Woodrow Wilson: The President has nothing further to communicate. Good day, sir.
Woodrow Wilson: Well, Mrs. President...
Edith Bolling Galt: Woodrow!
Woodrow Wilson: What's on tap for today?
Edith Bolling Galt: [smiling] Don't you dare to call me that.
Woodrow Wilson: [Reading a newspaper clipping] A weak and imbecile man, the weakest I've ever knew in a high place. If I wanted to paint a despot, a man perfectly regardless of every Constitutional right of the people, I would paint his hideous form.
Eleanor Wilson: That's outrageous!
Woodrow Wilson: When he goes out of office next March, the whole country except thieves, cowards, public plunderers, office holders, and traitors will rejoice.
Edith Bolling Galt: [Slamming down a coffee pot] Woodrow, that's the last straw! You've got to do something about it. They've no right to say such things about you, even to win an election.
Woodrow Wilson: Oh, they weren't talking about me. That's what they said about Abraham Lincoln when he was running for reelection in 1864.