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Screwball Squirrel (1944) Poster

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Screwy Squirrel: Well, that's the end of him. You people want in on a little secret? You wanna know how I tricked that guy all through the picture?

[a second Screwy Squirrel appears]

Screwy Squirrel: [Both of them] We was twins all the time! Ha ha ha ha!

[Two Meatheads appear, each taking a hold of one of the Screwys]

Meathead: [Both of them] So was we. Ha ha ha ha!

Sammy Squirrel: My cartoon would have been cuter.

Screwy SquirrelMeathead: Oh, brother, not that!

[They all beat up Sammy]

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Screwy Squirrel: Hello, Meathead?

Meathead: Uh, yeah?

Screwy Squirrel: Do you chase squirrels?

Meathead: Nope, n-nothing but birds, I'm a bird dog, registered, p-pedigreed b-bird dog, I chase nothing but birds, that's all, just birds.

Screwy Squirrel: Aw, you're probably too slow to chase squirrels. You're yellow. Why you... Oh, pardon me.

[Closes phone booth door so that audience cannot hear; blows raspberry through phone; Meathead arrives instantly]

Screwy Squirrel: I knew that'd get him. Ha ha ha ha!

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Screwy Squirrel: Now, let's see, what's the next thing I do to that guy? What is that next scene?

[Lifts corner of screen to peek at next scene]

Screwy Squirrel: Oh, yeah!

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