Batty Baseball (1944)
Announcer: The players are taking their positions...
[where all baseball positions behind the pitcher should be are "A1" signs]
Announcer: Oops! Forgot about the war. Oh, well, we still have our pitcher.
[the pitcher's shirt is marked "4F" on the back]
Announcer: Here comes a long one. It's going... going... going...
[ball hits a billboard of a red-haired woman's face, knocking out one of her teeth]
Person in Crowd: Kill the Umpire! Get him outta there! KILL the umpire! Kill the...
[a gunshot is heard, and everybody stands as "Taps" plays for a moment of silence]
Person in Crowd: The Umpire is blind! THE UMPIRE IS BLIND!
Umpire: [back to Person in Crowd; turns around and reveals he is wearing a pair of black glasses, has a white cane on his arm, and is holding a seeing-eye dog with one hand and a cup of pencils in the other] Oh, I am NOT!