Spook Louder (1943)
Larry: [having just hit Curly] Hey! I just saw a ghost!
Curly: Was he a fat one?
Curly: THAT WAS ME!
Larry: How do you spell "fifty"?
Moe: Make it seventy-five.
Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
Moe: I said it's nice to be alive.
The Reporter: Professor, I can't stand it any longer! Who was throwing the pies?
Prof. J. Ogden Denkfeather: Oh, I threw the pies!
[starts laughing hysterically, then a cream pie hits him in the face]