I Can Hardly Wait (1943) Poster


Moe: Clean this ham!

Curly: I'll clean it when I'm ready!

Moe: Are you ready?

Curly: Yeah, I'm ready...

Curly: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You said you were gonna divide everything up equally!

Moe: Oh, ungrateful, eh?

Curly: Yeah!

Moe: We get a half a slice of ham and a half an egg apiece. You get a whole bone and a whole eggshell, and you're squawkin'!

Curly: I'm sorry, fellas... gee, you guys are swell to me.

Curly: [noticing the door knob hanging off his tooth] Oh!

[picks it up]

Curly: Look at that tooth! It's a whoppah! And look at that root! You know if I belonged to the Elks, I'd wear this on my watch-chain... if I had a watch-chain.

Moe: You pumpkin head! That's not your tooth, that's the door knob!

Curly: Oh... no wonder my tooth still hurts - -

[clutches his tooth in pain]

Curly: Ooh, my tooth!

Curly: Oh my tooth, it feels like there's gremlins grembling in it!

Curly: [Curly has pieces of plaster falling out of his mouth after trying to jerk his tooth out] Hey fellas, ya got it!

[laughs, pulls out another piece]

Curly: You got another one... you got em all! You got me bald headed in the mouth! Why you!

[swings at Moe and Larry]

Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?

Dr. A. Yank: I was a butcher.

Curly: Nyaa-aaah!

Patient: As far as I'm concerned, you still are one.

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