Bugs Bunny:
[
Bugs is about to hit a torpedo with a mallet] WHAT AM I DOING?
Bugs Bunny:
[
watching the Gremlin try to detonate a bomb with a mallet] What's all the hubbub, bub?
The Gremlin:
Shh. These blockbuster bombs don't go off unless you hit them *just* right.
Bugs Bunny:
Yeah?
The Gremlin:
Yeah.
Bugs Bunny:
[
Bugs has just been hit on the head with a wrench] Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?
The Gremlin:
Hmmm...
[
points in both directions]
The Gremlin:
That way.
Bugs Bunny:
Well, gee, thanks a lot George, thanks a lot.
[
upon taking his first step, he immediately falls to the floor. The Gremlin runs over to him and pulls his eyelids open]
The Gremlin:
What's the matter, bunny rabbit? Speak to me. Why don't you say something?
Bugs Bunny:
I'm only three-and-a-half years old. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
The Gremlin:
I like him, he's silly!
[
last lines]
[
as the plane hurtles to a certain doom, the plane suddenly coughs and sputters, and stops a few feet off the ground]
The Gremlin:
Sorry, folks. We ran out of gas.
Bugs Bunny:
Yeah, you know how it is with these "A" cards.
Bugs Bunny:
Hey, I bet that was a... Say, do you think that was a... Hey, could that have been a... gremlin?
The Gremlin:
[
screaming in Bugs' ear] It ain't Wendell Willkie!
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