Bugs Bunny: [Bugs has just been locked outside. He prepares to bust the door down, but starts choking] Hey, I'm getting pneumonia! Open up! I'll die.
Bugs Bunny: [frantic pounding on door] I'll die! No, I'm too young to die! Please... please let me in! Hey, this scene oughta get me the Academy Award.
Bugs Bunny: Say goodbye to Uncle Louie for me... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[fakes death. Elmer then opens the door]
Elmer Fudd: Uncle Wouie?
[see Bugs on the floor]
Elmer Fudd: What have I done? Thwee miwwion dowwars all shot to pieces.
Bugs Bunny: Hey, what are ya trying to do, kill me? You're retching my skull! I'm gonna call Uncle Louie, that's what I'm gonna do!
Bugs Bunny: [runs over to the phone and clicks the receiver repeatedly] Operator, operator! Hey, you got a nickel?
Bugs Bunny: [Elmer hands him a nickel and Bugs puts it in his pocket] Hello, operator, operator! Gimme Walnut 3-3... Oh, is that you, Mert? How's every little thing?
Bugs Bunny: [Elmer is chasing Bugs around Elmer's grandfather clock,the clock then chimes] Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Yipee! Hooray! Happy New Year!
[grabs Elmer's hands and starts singing "Auld Lang Syne",Elmer starts to sing, but then looks at the calendar,which says July]
Elmer Fudd: Why you...
Bugs Bunny: [Bugs stops singing] Well, yipe again!
Delivery Boy: Easter greetings!
[Throws Elmer Fudd a giant package in the shape of an Easter Egg]
Many Rabbits: [Package pops open, revealing many baby rabbits] Eh, what's up doc?
[All the rabbits jump out and all over the place]