- Gen. Andrew Jackson: You've been trying to keep an honest accounting of city money. You've been dealing with politicians. You've been standing up for your own rights. Haven't you? Naturally, you landed in jail.
- Peggy Tobin: But what if he hasn't been drinking?
- Dr. Clarence Upjohn: You're gonna have to marry him right away.
- Peggy Tobin: Right away?
- Dr. Clarence Upjohn: Yep. If he's not drunk, he's crazy. If he's crazy, he needs your help. If you love him, you'll do as I say.
- Peggy Tobin: I guess so.
- Dr. Clarence Upjohn: [after telling Peggy to smell Andrew's breath] If there's liquor on it, call me. I've got some pills here that'll either sober him up or kill him.
- Dr. Clarence Upjohn: And another thing. If he thinks there's ghosts up there, pretend it's perfectly normal. Humor him. Agree with him. But marry him.
- Peggy Tobin: All right.
- Dr. Clarence Upjohn: But smell his breath first.
- Peggy Tobin: Yeah.