The Remarkable Andrew (1942)

Spencer Charters: Dr. Clarence Upjohn

Quotes 

• Peggy Tobin : But what if he hasn't been drinking?

  Dr. Clarence Upjohn : You're gonna have to marry him right away.

  Peggy Tobin : Right away?

  Dr. Clarence Upjohn : Yep. If he's not drunk, he's crazy. If he's crazy, he needs your help. If you love him, you'll do as I say.

  Peggy Tobin : I guess so.

• Dr. Clarence Upjohn : [after telling Peggy to smell Andrew's breath]  If there's liquor on it, call me. I've got some pills here that'll either sober him up or kill him.

• Dr. Clarence Upjohn : And another thing. If he thinks there's ghosts up there, pretend it's perfectly normal. Humor him. Agree with him. But marry him.

  Peggy Tobin : All right.

  Dr. Clarence Upjohn : But smell his breath first.

  Peggy Tobin : Yeah.