Paul Dresser:
Look. If you don't like my act, why don't you get out of here.
Fred Haviland:
Like it? Why, you're the hit of the show.
Sally Elliott:
It's one of the funniest acts I ever saw.
Paul Dresser:
Funny? What's funny about it?
Sally Elliott:
Wasn't it?
Paul Dresser:
You know very well it wasn't, nobody else was laughing.
Sally Elliott:
But there was two pianos. And that suit. What could you expect?
Paul Dresser:
What's wrong with my suit?
Sally Elliott:
It's all right if you can stand the noise.
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