Ted Hanover:
A gentle smile often breeds a kick in the pants.
Jim Hardy:
What brings you here on this bright and uninviting day?
Jim Hardy:
I don't need a coat, now!
Linda Mason:
You better go inside, it's cold and you don't have a coat...
[
gently pushes him]
Linda Mason:
Go on.
Jim Hardy:
[
kisses her, moves back] Well I don't need a coat anymore.
Lila Dixon:
[
about Jim] He gets a look.
Ted Hanover:
He always has that look! It doesn't mean anything emotionally. It has something to do with his... liver.
Lila Dixon:
[
to Ted] I love you... and Jim.
Ted Hanover:
Well, I love Jim too... but let's not get too chummy.
Ted Hanover:
[
reading] Come out and relax on a farm, music, dancing, home cooking. Open holidays only.
[
skeptical]
Ted Hanover:
Open holiday's only? Say, how many of them are there?
Jim Hardy:
[
excited] About 15. That gives me 350 days to kick around in!
Ted Hanover:
[
laughing] You would think of that!
Mamie:
Is your names Mamie?
Daphne, Vanderbilt:
No.
Mamie:
Get back in the kitchen!
[
later]
Mamie:
Is your names Miss Linda?
Daphne, Vanderbilt:
No.
[
talking about peach preserves]
Ted Hanover:
Oh boy, do I go for those! Why they're great on... on...
[
pause]
Ted Hanover:
... or even plain!
Linda Mason:
What would you like?
Danny Reed:
Orchids, the finest you've got.
Linda Mason:
Corsage?
Danny Reed:
No, no. A dozen, loose, looking like they don't care!
Ted Hanover:
It's going to be easy - like peeling a turtle.
Jim Hardy:
For that kinda of money you oughta be able to go by way o' Medicine Hat!
Danny Reed:
If I'm not the best manager in the business, I'll eat a garage mechanic's shirt!
Jim Hardy:
Well what do you visualize, Ziggy?
Jim Hardy:
Right now I've got the ledger in an iron lung.
Danny Reed:
How'd he get that far in five minutes?
Ted Hanover:
The lady must have been willing.
Danny Reed:
The world can't do this to us!
Ted Hanover:
I like it here... with you and Linda.
Jim Hardy:
And we love having you. When are you leaving?
Danny Reed:
François! Have you seen Mr. Hanover?
François:
Twice, sir. The first time he came from his dressing room he had a telegram in his hand. He ordered scotch and soda. A bottle of each.
Danny Reed:
I know! I know!
François:
The second time he came from his dressing room he asked which way is Connecticut.
Danny Reed:
Connecticut?
François:
Connecticut. He said he had a friend there who knows about women too.
Danny Reed:
Why didn't you stop him?
François:
How can I stop him sir when I don't know which way is Connecticut!
Ted Hanover:
Then I had a drink.
Jim Hardy:
A drink? Boy you were fractured!
Jim Hardy:
[
Handing a cup of coffee to Ted] Here, take a slug out of the mug.
Linda Mason:
You sound sweet, but you don't make sense.
Mamie:
[
about winning Linda back] You could melt her heart right down to butter, if you'd only turn on the heat!
Danny Reed:
Happy New Year!
Ted Hanover:
Oh, don't do that.
Jim Hardy:
[
trying to describe Linda] She was sort of a medium built, medium height. With a nice evening gown on with a belt in the back. She's sorta built like the girl I knew from the corner drugstore who used to play pinball. Conshwella Schlepkiss. I remember she was high man three weeks in a row.
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