A parody of a newsreel. Stories: Elks on parade; Swiss navy launches a battleship; a dog show; a flooded town; a new tank trap; a jellyfish swallows a mine; the latest military airplanes; a horse race ending in a photo finish; a swimming race in the Everglades. Written by
Jon Reeves <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
The title and plot is a parody of the newsreel which was a short shown in all movie theaters providing their patrons with news from around the world. See more
This is a d-d-d-doberman pinscher, you are a pinscher aren't you doberpuss?
Yeah I'm a pinscher!,
[grabs a dog's butt
pinch!, pinch!, pinch!
References Females Is Fickle
When the Swallows Come Back to Capistrano
Music by Leon René See more