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Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1941) Poster

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[trying to get into an old dress of hers]

Ann: I can't imagine anything hanging in the closet shrinking so much.

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Mr. Harry Deever: I guess she's changed some huh?

[refering to David's wife]

David: Well, she's... changed a little.

Mr. Harry Deever: She once chased a dogcatcher half a mile with a baseball bat.

David: Well, she hasn't changed as much as you think.

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Ann: If you had it all to do over again, would you still have married me?

David: Honestly, no.

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David: I will never forget you in that little blue dress.

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Ann: David, if you want your freedom, I don't want to be the kind of a wife who clings to her husband when she's not wanted.

David: Darling, I do want to be married to you. I love you. I worship you. I am used to you. How do we always get into these things?

Ann: If my only hold on you is that you're used to me?

David: Oh, darling, you've got the whole thing wrong. I don't know what I'd do without you. You are my little girl.

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Jeff Custer: I envy you from the bottom of my heart. I wish I was in your shoes.

David: Yes, she's a great kid.

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Mr. Harry Deever: Say, this is quite a city. Every night is Saturday.

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Ann: Now, mother, don't worry. David will do all right by your little girl.

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David: Either our noses have changed or they've - built a livery stable around here somewhere.

Ann: It's not exactly Chanel 5.

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David: Is Mama Lucy here?

Proprietor Lucy's: I'm Mama Lucy.

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Proprietor Lucy's: Are you going to have a 45 cent or a 65 cent dinner?

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Ann: Eat your soup dear.

David: There's something wrong with that soup.

Ann: It's your imagination.

David: Why doesn't the cat eat the soup?

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David: I'd give five bucks to see that cat take a sip of that soup.

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David: Darling, I have a little secret to tell you.

Ann: Oh, it's about time. What is it dear?

David: You're a great kid.

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Ann: You were going to wait until...

David: Annie...

Ann: And then throw me aside like a squeezed lemon.

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Ann: I've always had a suspicion about you. So did my mother. Your forehead slants back too much!

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Store Manager: Miss Krausheimer, we understood you were a single woman. As an aid to to the unemployment crisis, it is our policy not to employ married women.

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David: If you are referring to New Year's Eve, I don't think that that drunk had any right to pick up your garter and wave it around.

Ann: It wasn't my garter. I showed you both of my garters.

David: That was after you'd gone into the ladies room and gotten Julie's garters.

Ann: They were my garters!

David: They were Julie's garters!

Ann: How do you know they were Julie's garters?

David: I know they weren't *your* garters.

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David: What does Gertrude got to do with camels?

Chuck Benson: She smokes 'em.

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David: Isn't it a little crowded in here? Couldn't we go someplace where it was - quieter? Maybe a little darker?

Gertie: No, cookie. We'll go to one of them dark, romantic places later. We're eatin' first. You ever been here?

David: Oh, yes, often. That's why I wanted to go some place that was darker.

Gertie: I don't get it.

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Gloria: You know, I think Gertie's right. We should have ordered some chop suey.

Chuck Benson: What's a matter, baby? Don't cha like pheasant?

Gloria: No. I like some chop suey.

Chuck Benson: Just pour some ketchup on it. Hey, waiter, bring us some ketchup!

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Harold - Taxi Driver: You ain't gonna catch her in anything. She's pretty foxy.

David: Oh, I don't know.

Harold - Taxi Driver: You know what we ought to do, you and me?

David: What?

Harold - Taxi Driver: Let's go to a bur-le-que show. This dame ain't gonna to nothin' this afternoon.

David: In the afternoon is when you catch them.

Harold - Taxi Driver: You're kiddin'. That's funny.

David: What is?

Harold - Taxi Driver: Where does my wife go every afternoon?

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Mrs. Custer: This is Mr. Smith, Jefferson's partner. Miss Ann Krausheimer.

Ann: We met some time ago.

David: Yes. We know one another very well.

Mrs. Custer: Oh, of course, you've probably seen a great deal of her.

David: Yes, I have! A great deal!

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Mr. Ashley Custer: Any of your family from the South?

Ann: Well, no, not exactly. But, I had a relative in the Civil War who didn't fight at all. He was a slacker.

Mr. Ashley Custer: A great many Northerners saw it that way, ma'am, and I give them credit.

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David: Let me tell you something. I know of no finer compliment that I could pay to any girl than to tell you this. That when a man has been sitting across the breakfast table from the same woman for three solid years and still wants to marry her; well, she's quite a girl.

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Mr. Ashley Custer: What kind of white trash have you taken up now?

Jeff Custer: Now, father, I know it sounds very confusing.

Mr. Ashley Custer: I wasn't confused at all. What's he doing with a hot water bottle on her stomach?

Mrs. Custer: And sending his shorts to launder?

Mr. Ashley Custer: Three years breakfast?

Jeff Custer: Well, they had a very peculiar relationship.

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Ann: Why don't you go out and get a girl guide and go camping together!

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