Dai Bando:
A man is never too old to learn, is it, Mr. Jonas?
Mr. Jonas:
[
uncertainly] No.
Dai Bando:
I was in school myself once, but no great one for knowledge.
Mr. Jonas:
[
angrily, shaking his cane] Look here, what do you want?
Dai Bando:
Knowledge.
[
taking Mr. Jonas' cane]
Dai Bando:
How would you go about taking the measurement of a stick, Mr. Jonas?
Mr. Jonas:
By its' length, of course.
Dai Bando:
And how would you measure a man who would use a stick on a boy one-third his size?
[
throws Mr. Jonas' cane aside]
Cyfartha:
Tell us!
Dai Bando:
Now, you are good in the use of a stick, but boxing is my subject... according to the rules laid down by the good Marquis of Queensbury.
Cyfartha:
[
saluting] God rest his soul!
Dai Bando:
And happy I am to pass on my knowledge to you!
[
backhands Mr. Jonas, sending him reeling]
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