Ferdie:
I called 42 Oh, Chucks and you didn't come in.
Chuck:
I came in as soon as you hollered "Oh, Chuck!"
Ferdie:
From now on, don't wait for me to say "Oh, Chuck!" Get in here on the "Oh!"
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Camille:
You boys ready to leave?
Ferdie:
I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in!
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Ferdie:
Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!
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Ferdie:
[to Camille] With one eye, watch that candle, with the other eye watch the other candle, and with the other eye, watch me.
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Ferdie:
[to Chuck] I was playing choo-choo train! Aww you never let me have any fun.
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Camille:
Are you a married man?
Ferdie:
No.
Camille:
Neither am I.
[to Chuck]
Camille:
He's old enough, isn't he?
Ferdie:
Oh sure I'm old enough, I play games, I play post office.
Camille:
Post office? That's a kids' game.
Ferdie:
Not the way I play.
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Ferdie:
[looking at an old house with no paint] What did I tell you, Chuck? Anyplace painted dark brown, I never liked it.
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Ferdie:
Oh a bed, that's just what I need, a nice big bed to hide under.
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Driver:
[Ferdie parks his car disasterously] That man should have his license taken away.
Chuck:
I'll see that he does as soon as he gets one.
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Chuck:
Everything happens to you.
Ferdie:
Everything except what happened to Charlie Smith.
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Ferdie:
He's all tied up and he's got a something in his mouth.
Chuck:
He had a gag in his mouth.
Ferdie:
If he did he never got a chance to tell it.
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Chuck:
Remember that stuff that took the enamel off your teeth?
Ferdie:
Sure, once I had 6 bottles of that stuff, I didn't stagger.
Chuck:
Didn't stagger?
Ferdie:
I couldn't move.
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Ferdie:
When I said gone with the wind, I should've said never the twain shall meet.
Camille:
What twain?
Ferdie:
The twain on twat twee.
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