A high-society gent has a secret life - he writes murder mysteries and hangs out with the police attempting to solve crimes. This causes him no end of problems when his wife wants to know about his little disappearances and exceptionally late nights out. Written by
John Vogel <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
"The Maltese Falcon" statuette from the 1931 version of the Dashiell Hammett mystery can be seen in Alan Hale's office. Both the statue and co-star Lee Patrick would soon appear in the classic second remake later than year. See more
Shadow of boom mike visible when Francis and his wife are in front of their closet when he tries to get her to leave before the police arrive. See more
Francis Monroe Warren II
[as Det. 'Hoppy' Hopkins tries unsuccessfully to break open a door
Try using your head.
Det. 'Hoppy' Hopkins
[almost head-butts the door
References The Maltese Falcon
Music by M.K. Jerome
Lyrics by Jack Scholl
Sung by Lee Patrick
and chorus at the burlesque theater See more