An Ache in Every Stake (1941)
Curly Howard: Curly
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Quotes
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Curly : [runs up a long flight of stairs with a giant ice block] Where should I put it?
Mrs. Lawrence : [the ice block has melted into a tiny cube] Well you can put that one in your pocket.
Curly : Whoa! Hey Moe, look!
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Curly : [reading over the cookbook for stuffing] Separate two eggs.
[Curly picks-up two whole eggs, puts on in each hand, and moves them from one another about six inches, and then he places the whole eggs shells and all into the turkey]
Curly : Two potatoes diced.
[He picks up two whole potatoes, shakes them like a pair of dice, and then he rolls them on the table]
Curly : Yes, right! N'yuk, n'yuk, n'yuk.
[places the whole potatoes into the turkey peelings]
Curly : A pinch of salt.
[Curly reaches into the salt box, takes out a large handful of salt, and pinches it tightly]
Curly : Hunh!
[he places the entire large handful into the turkey]
Curly : Half a dozen oysters.
Curly : [Curly goes and picks up one oyster shell to put it into the turkey] Oh, they forgot to clean this one.
[Curly removes the oyster and keeps the shell. Then he picks an entire bowl of fresh whole oysters and inserts them into the turkey]
Curly : A can of peas.
[Curly picks up a pound size can of peas and inserts it into the turkey]
Curly : One loaf of bread well soaked.
[Curly picks up an entire loaf of bread and beats it several times, then he stuffs it into the turkey totally whole, using a meat tenderizing mallet to help stuff it in]
Curly : [Curly now takes his hand and shoves the ingredients farther back into the cavity of turkey to make sure that they are in there securely] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[He then takes hold of the zipper head that is on the turkey and zips it shut, then he pats the turkey and claps his hands]
Curly : Yeah.
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Curly : [wakes up with his head stuck in a block of ice] Moe! Defrost me!
