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You Nazty Spy! (1940) Poster

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Moe: Moronica must expand! We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands... and help ourselves to our neighbors!

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Moe: We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!

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Moe: [Holding a book] I'll keep this.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Oh, a bookkeeper.

Moe: Go burn the books.

Larry: Why burn the books?

Moe: There are too many bookmakers. The bookies are overrunning the country. Those are my orders.

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Moe: Ring for my sectery.

Larry: You mean secretary?

Moe: I said sectery!

Larry: Secretary.

Moe: Which is correct?

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Stenographer. I'll ring for her.

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Moe: What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronikans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronika.

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Guard: I caught this man walking down the street with a chicken

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Blonde or brunette?

Moe: [to Curly] Quiet.

[to Man]

Moe: Where'd you get the chicken?

Man: From an egg.

Larry: Where'd you get the egg?

Man: From a chicken.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Ah, a vicious cycle. We must kill it. Remind me to kill a cycle.

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Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda: We will now pause for station identification.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: This is N-U-T-S.

Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda: When you hear the conk on the dome, it will be exactly 3 o'clock.

[whacks Curly on the head]

Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda: 3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: 3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.

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Mr. Ixnay: We've come here to offer you the greatest opportunity of your life.

Moe: You mean you'll let us paper the living room?

Mr. Ixnay: No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica.

Moe: Dictator? What does a Dictator do?

Mr. Ixnay: A Dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing and takes everything. *That's* a Dictator.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Hmph, a parasite. That's for me.

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Moe: You mean you'll let us paper the living room?

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Mr. Ixnay: No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica."

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Moe: How can you shoot her with dice?

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: They're loaded. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

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Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: What happened?

Larry: Mattie Herring escaped.

Moe: And you shot me in the excitement. We must get her back.

Larry: I'll be satisfied if we get her half back.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: I'll take a quarter back. In fact, I'll take Notre Dame and two points.

Moe: Oh you want two points.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: I certainly do.

Moe: Well you got 'em.

[Moe pokes Curly in the eyes]

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Mattie Herring: Mattie Herring is here to see you.

Moe: Marinate her and send her in.

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Moe: To you, I give Mickey-Finland.

Larry: If I get Mickey-Finland, I'd better be rushin'.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Then quit Stalin.

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