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- Muggs Maloney: Whadda YOU guys know about horse racin'?
- Danny Dolan: I seen 'em once... in a news real.
- Muggs Maloney: Well, they don't call horses "ponies."
- Danny Dolan: No? My uncle's a bookie, ain't he? Well, he calls 'em ponies.
- Muggs Maloney: Well, he's all wet, see? They call 'em geldin's 'n' fillies and maybe stuff like that.
- Danny Dolan: Go on! Phillies is a baseball team!
- Muggs Maloney: Heeey, ya seen da postman yet?
- Danny Dolan: Naw. You expectin' a letter?
- Muggs Maloney: What's it to ya?
- Danny Dolan: Nut'in'. I was jis' wond'rin' who's gonna read it to ya.
- [the boys all laugh but one]
- Muggs Maloney: [not laughing] Very witty. Verrry witty.
- Danny Dolan: No dad-burn Yankee's gonna dirty the name of the greatest Dixie rider of the bluegrass ponies.
- Muggs Maloney: Whadda YOU guys know about horse racin'?
- Danny Dolan: I seen 'em once... in a news real.
- Muggs Maloney: Well, they don't call horses "ponies."
- Danny Dolan: No? My uncle's a bookie, ain't he? Well, he calls 'em ponies.
- Muggs Maloney: Well, he's all wet, see? They call 'em geldin's 'n' fillies and maybe stuff like that.
- Danny Dolan: Go on! Phillies is a baseball team!
- Muggs Maloney: Guys up at Sing-Sing got more freedom den I got. I haven't left this track in days. All I've been hearin' is horses and seein' horse. It's a wonder I ain't eatin' hay and neighin'.
- Muggs Maloney: Ya mean, ya still gonna bet on me?
- Danny Dolan: Sure. Can you think of an easier way t' lose money?
- Danny Dolan: Muggs ain't yella.
- Horse Trainer Morgan: I know it, but he's afraid. Afraid of that horse. Afraid of speed.
- Danny Dolan: Oh, I'm scared o' things, too. I mean, like... like bein' on a high place.
- Horse Trainer Morgan: Everybody has some fear. Fear of snakes. Fear of fires. Some people are afraid of losing their jobs or of growing old.
- Danny Dolan: Den... den you mean dere ain't no disgrace in bein' scared.
- Horse Trainer Morgan: It's only disgraceful if you fail to fight your fear. Muggs has been fighting but he can't lick it. He's not a jockey, and he never will be.
- Danny Dolan: You know what he looks like to me, don't ya?
- Muggs Maloney: What?
- Danny Dolan: He don't look like the FRONT end of a horse.
- Danny Dolan: Whadda ya gonna do, taking riding lessons by mail? Step right up, folks! Learn to be a jockey in ten easy lessons! They laughed when he sat down! They laughed harder when he FELL down!
- Scruno: How can a horse play baseball?
- Danny Dolan: [southern accent] Hush your mouth, boy. Go saddle my philly and bring him out hyere.
- Scruno: [with a British accent] Vedy good, sir. Right away, sir.