- Curly: This soup is a marvelous accomplishment! It's a prodigious achievement! You're gonna love it! It's putrid!
- Moe: Hiya, doctor.
- Dr. Walters: Hi, what have you today boys?
- Moe: Tell him what we have.
- Curly: Well, doc I've a terrific pain right here. Everytime I squeeze my Adam's Apple I can taste cider.
- Curly: [Curly seems to have an arrow through his stomach] I'm dead. I'm murdered. I'm killed. I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself?
- [Moe has a closer look to see that's a curved-in- the-middle fake arrow that's around his waist, he pulls it off]
- Curly: I'm slaughtered. I'm annihilated. I'm destroyed. I'm barbecued. I'm done for!
- [to Moe]
- Curly: Can you think of anything else?
- Moe: No. You covered it all.
- Curly: I'm not even wounded?
- Moe: That's what you think.
- [strikes him in the gut with the fake arrow]