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The Invisible Woman (1940) Poster

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Prof. Gibbs: [to a car] Put yourself into the garage, lazy bones!

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[last lines]

Prof. Gibbs: Hereditary.

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Richard Russell: Call the airport. We're leaving.

George: Oh, airport!

Richard Russell: No, on the phone.

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[Foghorn, now a falsetto, is at the door]

Richard Russell: Who is it?

George: I don't know, sir, but it sounds like Jenny Lind.

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[George throws the contents of a goldfish bowl over Richard]

Richard Russell: George, did you have to throw the fish?

George: It's Friday, sir.

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Prof. Gibbs: If more women were invisible, life would be much less complicated.

Richard Russell: And much less interesting.

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Kitty Carroll: [to Prof. Gibbs] I've got to be visible.

Richard Russell: [to Prof. Gibbs] Think of my suspense.

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George: Invisible women! These days you can't believe your own eyes, even if you don't see anything.

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George: Looking at a woman is only the first step to trouble. You look, she smiles. You soften, she sues.

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Richard Russell: Well, now where are you?

Kitty Carroll: At the end of the cigarette.

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Kitty Carroll: It so happens that by profession I'm a model.

Richard Russell: What for, piano legs?

Kitty Carroll: Any time you have a piano with legs like mine, sonny, run, do not walk, to your nearest music store.

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Richard Russell: Any girl that'd become invisible can't be very easy on the eyes.

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Prof. Gibbs: [pointing to stuffed head] Did you shoot that elk?

George: No, I think it was born there.

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Kitty Carroll: Whew! Kinda chilly. I wonder how the nudists stand it.

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Blackie: What is all this "sí sí"? Are you Spanish?

O'Klotz: I'm a Pomeranian!

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Prof. Gibbs: You are the nicest visible I have ever met.

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Foghorn: Put that away. Scientists don't carry tommy guns.

Bill: Say, maybe we should have brought a butterfly net, huh?

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Richard Russell: Stop breathing down my neck.

George: It's the breath of pleasure, sir. And perhaps a touch of garlic.

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[first lines]

Attorney: Where is he? Where is he? Get up! Get up!

George: I am up. I was up. And I've been up all night. I would have stayed up if you hadn't knocked me down.

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Kitty Carroll: Well at least the stockings are dry.

[Richard Russell looks at Kitty Carroll putting on the stockings]

Kitty Carroll: Now to find my feet.

[starts putting on the stocking]

Kitty Carroll: This is worst than dressing in the dark.

[pulls up the stocking over her left invisible leg]

Kitty Carroll: There, now we'll see who's stalling!

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Prof. Gibbs: So you see the entire principle is a combination of chemical, biological, and dynamic influences

Blackie: Cut out the stalling! For an hour you've been using big words!

Kitty Carroll: Yes Professor, for the love of Mike cut out the stalling. I want to go home.

Blackie: You'll both go home on a slab if this guy don't come through. I want to be invisible!

Prof. Gibbs: I don't blame you. It would be a decided improvement.

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Foghorn: Stick 'em up!

Want-Ad Clerk: Aw, go on home to your mother.

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Kitty Carroll: And don't come back or I'll cut you dead.

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Bill: Come on lady, be a gentleman about this!

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