Holiday Highlights (1940)
Narrator: Thanksgiving: a turkey day and a day of feasting throughout the land, when everyone has a turkey for dinner.
Turkey: [praying, speaking indistinctly] And thank you for this lovely turkey. TURKEY? WHAT AM I SAYING?
[he runs off; his tail feathers form a circle, then follow him]
Narrator: February 14: St. Valentine's Day, the sweetheart's holiday.
Little Girl: Hi, there, Tommy. Will you be my Valentine? Hmm? Will you? Huh? Will you?
Tommy: Oh, my darling! This is so sudden! Oh, I don't know how you say it! But you're so tender, so lovable, your eyes are blue-lipped blooms! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Narrator: Hey, there! Just a minute. You're a little crossed up, aren't you? Don't you realize this is leap year?
Little Girl: [impersonating Katharine Hepburn] Oh, my darling. This is so sudden. Really, it is. You're so sweet, so tender, so lovable.
[to the audience]
Little Girl: And this is so silly, don't you think?