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Narrator: Thanksgiving: a turkey day and a day of feasting throughout the land, when everyone has a turkey for dinner.

Turkey: [praying, speaking indistinctly] And thank you for this lovely turkey. TURKEY? WHAT AM I SAYING?

[he runs off; his tail feathers form a circle, then follow him]

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Narrator: February 14: St. Valentine's Day, the sweetheart's holiday.

Little Girl: Hi, there, Tommy. Will you be my Valentine? Hmm? Will you? Huh? Will you?

Tommy: Oh, my darling! This is so sudden! Oh, I don't know how you say it! But you're so tender, so lovable, your eyes are blue-lipped blooms! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Narrator: Hey, there! Just a minute. You're a little crossed up, aren't you? Don't you realize this is leap year?

Little Girl: [impersonating Katharine Hepburn] Oh, my darling. This is so sudden. Really, it is. You're so sweet, so tender, so lovable.

[to the audience]

Little Girl: And this is so silly, don't you think?

[kisses Tommy]

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