Judge: It is the judgment of this court that you are hereby sentenced to the punishment of death to be executed upon you at Sing Sing Prison during the week of December 9th.
Steve McBirney: [Sarcastically] December 9th? Thanks, Judge. I won't have to do any Christmas shopping.
Young Woman: [Exits wax museum screaming] You've got an awful nerve - asking me to marry you in that chamber of horrors.
Young Man: [Chuckles] What do you think marriage is anyway?
Dr. Cream: [after lighta are out] Don't move! There's a killer among us!
Charlie Chan: Every bird seeks its own tree and every tree its bird.
Steve McBirney: [to Dr. Cream] I want the best face you ever made just so's I can walk up to Chan and say, "Hiya, Charlie" before I let him have it.
Inspector O'Matthews: I think I'll catch your act tonight, Charlie. In fact, I'll go with you.
Charlie Chan: No, please. Mice only play when cat supposed to be in bed.