- [first lines]
- Grandfather Stanhope: I don't know what the younger generation is comin' to. I never thought I'd see the day when a Stanhope lady, my own granddaughter, would go traipsin' off up North do a thing like this.
- Grandfather Stanhope: My own granddaughter in a-a - what do you call it - a rodeo. It's unladylike. It's worse than that. It's downright Northern!
- Caroline Stanhope: If I could just win enough money to pay our debts. At least our taxes...
- Grandfather Stanhope: Debts! Taxes! There wouldn't be any if the South had won the war!
- Caroline Stanhope: Yes, Grandpop, but they didn't.
- [Billy is playing his harmonica]
- Grandfather Stanhope: Quit that squalkin', Billy!
- Billy: Yessir, Colonel. I was just keepin' my mouth warm.
- Frog Millhouse: Can I borrow a buck? I'll pay it back out of your winnin's.
- Gene Autry: What if I don't win?
- Frog Millhouse: Well, you'll be broke anyhow.
- Frog Millhouse: Say, can you tell where an old muskrat names Stanhope lives?
- Patsy Stanhope: Just follow this road - go that way, this way, that way and that's it.
- Frog Millhouse: That's it... You're a pretty smart girl. What's your name?
- Patsy Stanhope: Stanhope.
- Frog Millhouse: Well, we... With my luck I mighta known that.
- Gene Autry: You have to excuse us, Miss. You see, we have a knack for getting' in wrong with Stanhope women.
- [Gene's car stalls leaving the Stanhope plantation]
- Gene Autry: See how we're fixed for gas.
- Frog Millhouse: Plumb full - see. Hey, that don't smell like gasoline! That ain't gasoline - that's water!
- Gene Autry: Water?
- Frog Millhouse: Plain old H2O. We've been framed!
- Caroline Stanhope: A fine way to treat our guests.
- Patsy Stanhope: Well, I only wanted them to be guests a little longer.
- Caroline Stanhope: I hope Barrelena's going to like it out there.
- Gene Autry: I think you'd like it out there, too, Caroline.
- Caroline Stanhope: Well, I think I'd better wait to hear from the horse.
- [last lines]
- [Frog flees from Evangeline's proposal of matrimony]
- Evangeline Jefferson: Just wing him, Pa!
- [Colonel Jefferson shoots Frog in the seat of his pants]
- Caroline Stanhope: It's the same old South.