- George Wolf, alias James Huntley: You *can* put us up for the night, can't you?
- Irene Eaton, aka Margaret Brennan: We're very tired; we've been traveling all day.
- Lucius 'Paul' Wilkins: Well, uh...
- [Mrs. Wilkins whispers something in his ear]
- Lucius 'Paul' Wilkins: Well, we've only got one room, and that we've been renting mainly to... *married* couples.
- George Wolf, alias James Huntley: [He looks doubtful, then suddenly puts his arm around Irene] We're married, aren't we, dear?
- Irene Eaton, aka Margaret Brennan: [big fake smile] Oh, of course! You see, well, it's been so long that I thought *everybody* knew...
- [under her breath]
- Irene Eaton, aka Margaret Brennan: or something.
- Mrs. Ella Wilkins: I don't believe it!
- Lucius 'Paul' Wilkins: We're respectable churchgoing folk, we are.
- Mrs. Ella Wilkins: And we ain't aimin' to turn no house of our'n into a Sodom and Gomorry.