The Practical Pig (1939)

Dorothy Compton: Fifer Pig

Quotes 

• Fifer Pig , Fiddler Pig : [to each other]  You're a pork sausage! You're a pork sausage!

  Big Bad Wolf : Pork sausage. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Pork pie! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! I'll get them!

• [the little wolves are about to bake the pigs in a pie] 

  Fifer Pig , Fiddler Pig : You'll be sorry when your pop gets back and we ain't here.

  Three Little Wolves : Ha! We'll be sorry. Ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha. Wait! We forgot the pepper, the pepper? The pepper?

  [the little boy wolf dumps pepper all over the pie with 2 pigs inside it and they began to sneeze] 

  Fifer Pig , Fiddler Pig : Achoo!

  [the 2 pigs caused the pie with the vegetable to hit all 3 wolves and they get stuck in the mess while Fifer Pig and Fiddler Pig escapes from the house] 

• Big Bad Wolf : [the lie detector continues to spank the big wolf]  Oh no don't touch me! Whoa! Oh don't do that! Oh no don't touch me! Whoa! Oh don't do that! Hold! I'll tell! I'll tell! I'll tell! Honest I'll tell!

  Big Bad Wolf : [the coo coo bird plays the harp while the wolf is exhausted]  They're in the old, the old mill.

  Fiddler Pig : The old mill!

  [Practical Pig pull the lever and the firework rocket sends the wolf in the sky until it explodes into a firework] 

  Practical Pig : The old mill!

  [Practical Pig runs and grabs the broom by mistake and then gets his shotgun, as he's about to open the front door, Fifer and Fiddler Pig burst in the room slams Practical Pig into the wall which he angrily gets out of] 

  Fifer Pig , Fiddler Pig : The wolf! The wolf! He's here! The wolf! The wolf! Is he, umm, I umm. The wolf.

  [Then Fifer and Fiddler Pig back up] 

  Practical Pig : Didn't I tell you not to go swimming?

  Fifer Pig : Oh, we didn't go swimming, did we?

  Fiddler Pig : Oh, no.

  [the lie detector detects a lie and flips Fifer and Fiddler Pig over and locks them in, it pulls down their pants and spanks the two pigs exposed bottoms until it turns them red] 

  Practical Pig : Remember, this hurts me worse than it does you.

  [the lie detector sounds again and spanks Practical Pig] 

• [the first two pigs notice the Practical Pig building the lie detector] 

  Fifer Pig : [about the Practical Pig; laughing]  He's building another wolf machine! He must be crazy in the bean.

  Fiddler Pig : To work all day is fun for him, but not for us. Let's take a swim!

  Practical Pig : Don't go swimming, do ya hear? The pond ain't safe; the wolf is near!

  Fifer Pig , Fiddler Pig : [singing]  He's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...

  [They make razzing and whistling noises in time with the closing quota of their song] 

  Fiddler Pig : Last one in is a pork sausage!

• Three Little Wolves : What you got pop? Yeah when do we eat! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Yeah did you get them pop?

  Big Bad Wolf : They're in the bag, in the bag!

  [the wolf rips the bag open to reveal 2 pigs tied up and the three little wolves run up to them but the father wolf slaps them back] 

  Big Bad Wolf : Take your time! Take your time! We don't eat until I get that third pig see! I'll get that little runt, he ain't so smart, let me see.

  [the wolf gets out his ink pen and scratches his head and comes up with an idea. He begins writing a letter] 

  Big Bad Wolf : He'll fall for this. Dear Brother we are in trouble. Hey!

  [He blows his three little wolves as they're about to eat one of the pigs legs] 

  Big Bad Wolf : Remember, no eats until pop gets back.

  Three Little Wolves : Okay pop.

  [the big wolf closes the door and the three wolves runs over and cuts the 2 pigs down in the pie dish] 

  Fifer Pig , Fiddler Pig : Why don't you mind your papa!

  Three Little Wolves : Heh heh heh heh heh!

  [They proceed to cover the pigs in vegetables and ketchup] 

• Fifer Pig , Fiddler Pig : Look, a mermaid!

  [They swim over to the mermaid singing who's actually a cross dresser Wolf in disguise]