[impersonating a motorcycle cop
Going a little fast, weren't ya, buddy? You're on the wrong side of the street, too.
Hmm. Intoxicated. Let's see your driver's license. Just as I thought, haven't got one. You know what this'll cost you? Thirty days... hath September, April, June, and Montana. All the rest have cold weather, except in the summer, which isn't often.